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ㅤ* A wife was having a go at her husband. "Look at Mr Barnes across the road", she moaned. "Every morning when he goes to work, he kisses his wife goodbye. Why don't you do that?"
"Because I haven't been introduced to her yet", replied her old man.
ㅤ* A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a dead body.
ㅤ* If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer.
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