"Nature is very un-American. Nature never hurries."
-- William George Jordan
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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub
with brightly colored machine tools.

[Surrealist jokes just aren't my cup of fur. Ed.]
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Can you buy friendship? You not only can, you must. It's the
only way to obtain friends. Everything worthwhile has a price.
-- Robert J. Ringer
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Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!
-- Bullwinkle Moose
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D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Come on,
let's smoke.

-- Homer Simpson, talking Barney into cutting class
The Way We Was
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In the dimestores and bus stations
People talk of situations
Read books repeat quotations
Draw conclusions on the wall.
-- Bob Dylan
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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. -W.C. Fields
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