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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:07am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 1:53am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:00am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 1:15am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:50am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 2:20am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:24am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 2:32am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:23am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:27am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:53am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:38am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 5:40am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:51am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:53am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:07am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:10am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:56am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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