Vaccine side affects (really worried) NSFW//TW//real life story// Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried. Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth? It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now. My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled at this point. It's so hard for me to even walk, both figuratively and literally... My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my c ock. I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my c ock because I wanted to get to the fax machine. It ruined my life. Please don't get the vaccine!

Swag Chad big ♥♥♥♥ daddy

+rep i love u <3 OWO UWU

I love you ♥♥♥♥♥,
I ain't ever gonna stop loving you,
♥♥♥♥♥!

+rep sexiest voice youll ever hear ;)

+rep, best hooman on this planet <3

-rep, damn you got me

-rep, did you just assume my mentality by calling me stupid? how dare you

-rep I did, what u gonna do about it?

-rep, I dont appreciate how rude this boy is

-rep, rude

-rep did you just insinuate my sexual preference. how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dare you, you ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ you

+rep, pretty cool guy

-rep ♥♥♥♥

-rep, ♥♥♥♥♥

+rep, is a lil ♥♥♥♥♥

-rep, u aint human. u aint nothing

-rep this dude will scam you faster then white ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a sale at primark

-rep, rude

-rep, is extremely rude

+rep, Sends some good noodles.

+rep
Oh, yeah, dirtbag
No she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh, yeah, dirtbag
No she doesn't know what she's missing
Man I feel like mould
It's prom night and I am lonely
Lo and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you
Oh, yeah, dirtbag
No she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh, yeah, dirtbag
No she doesn't know what she's missing..

-rep, you're just a teenage dirtbag baby

-rep, a racist

-rep, slut

-rep Spelt Bieber wrong. Sorry. It was bugging me.

-rep, how dare you assume my music taste

-rep that song is highly annoying

-rep, how would you know? creep

-rep called me a "lil ♥♥♥♥♥"

+rep, deep

+rep i am glad you have realised your true self

-rep, ♥♥♥♥♥♥

+rep, the real OG is me, i dont use wall hax either... u aint no OG, ♥♥♥♥♥♥

+rep, you know im the real OG here

+rep, pingu is da real OG

+rep, pingu is one kinky ♥♥♥♥♥

-rep, i asked for nudes and she sent noots, pingu you mong

+rep, asked for nudes so i sent noots

+rep asked for nudes and i sent maggots

+rep, asked for nudes and i sent my snails

-rep, asked for nudes but i didnt wanna send

I must admit, sir, that is an enormous ♥♥♥♥ you possess. I endulge in spectating all varieties of penises, long, short, stubby, bent, straight and i must admit, sir, you have one that fits very well with my enormous bossum and insist that you pleasure me like the dirty little slut i am.

+rep Good trader. Very willing to discus and be fair