:Uranium: Fallout:New Vegas
:windhelm: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
:csgoct: CS:GO
:gmod: Garry's Mod
:dswilson: Don't Starve
:health: Left 4 Dead 2


:csgogun: Trade Link
:csgogun: Trading cards are much appreciated as well as CS:GO skins

My PC specs:

CPU: S85B50 (best in the business)

GPU: my mums old Etch-A-Sketch

PSU: Duracell AA batteries (x2)

RAM: Los Angeles Rams

SSD: Storage Hunters

Motherboard: My mother

Water Cooling: some random water gun I found at the £1 shop (1000% recommended)

Microphone: Iphone 7plus Voice memos

Keyword: QWERTY

Mouse: None of your business

Chair: quite comfortable tbf


"I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a ♥♥♥♥ that was bigger than mine"-Afroman

"hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx" -Some MASSIVE LEGEND

I've thought long and hard about this, and, with cyber bullying, you kinda can't really stop it if you don't know who it's coming from. But, my best advice, just ignore them.
- Cool cat

YEH KNOW YER A REDNECK WHEN YEAH GOT CHIA PETS ON YOUR LAWN LOOKIN' LIKE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NEW MEXICO - Larry the cable guy

"Ravioli ravioli Just kill me already i'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joking i'm to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poor to do it my self i have a brain tumor and my parents died 4 years ago and i just got word now because i'm such an introverted ♥♥♥♥ i haven't seen a woman in years cause i'm a social ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and all i do is browse 4chan for meme threads i literally have no job and i'm living off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ welfare like one of those jiggaboo black people-oli" - Some youtube comment I found.

"This is my favorite commercial and restaurant Popeyes boy I love Popeyes so much I could live to get me a Popeyes Chicken box I get their 2 or 3 pieces of Popeyes Chicken with red beans and rice with bicuit Cole slaw and large soda ohh this making me hungry right now I don't have no money get Popeyes is my thing one more thing I'm telling you if you want some Popeyes Chicken go get your own Popeyes Chicken you can't get mines sorry I love my Popeyes Chicken so much" - Ladonna Williams, Youtube commentator from the video "Popeyes Chicken & Biscuits TV Commercial Historical 1997-2003"


"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." -Arnold Schwarzenegger