Recent reviews by Zelly

Tried this game on the free weekend and I still feel like I got ripped off

The game is soulless and does not contain the core mechanics or entertainment of previous battlefield titles

Game runs poorly (even on top end hardware)

Game does not look good on maxed out graphical settings - guessing this is to optimise for "open world" battlefields

Was not fun at all. Thankfully the free weekend has finalised my decision of not getting this game and I would personally recommend you don't try it. Wait until the battlefield bundle is on sale or even just BF1 or BF5. They are much better

Dont waste your storage on this shocker

I see a cookie
I click this cookie
It gives me more cookies
I have 100 cookies!
I buy grandma slaves
I have 1000 cookies
I have a cookie business going on
I am making 1000s of cookies
I have farms and factorys making cookies - sure we are large scale!!

800+ hours later...

The universe is cookies.

Well I got this game rather late (June 2021) but I have still managed to fully experience Ultimate Team to its highest despite being worried that I was "too late to the party" - this isnt the case. One thing EA have done great at is truly give the opportunity to those who are not as skilled or do not play as much to really improve their team and have a fighting chance against some of the more elite and skilled players in the game. I think this creates a great level playing field and certainly makes it more fun and enjoyable to the casual player. I can proudly say I have pre-ordered FIFA 22 and am looking forward to what EA can bring this time. Hopefully something even better than what we have now.

This game is great to play if you are a young christian child or have young christian children. Very family orientated and something you can all have fun in together! Beautiful colour scheme and story line for the whole household to enjoy! Perfect game if you are looking for an alternative for Mario on the Nintendo Switch!

How do I hide this game from my mum?

---{Graphics}---
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Awful
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Try not to get addicted
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Nothing special
☐ Ehh
☐ Bad
☐ Just dont

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press a bunch of buttons
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Not so easy
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐Nothing
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ A bit grindy sometimes
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ Insanity

---{Story}---
☐ Doesnt have (Not counting historical stuff)
☐ Something isnt nothing I guess
☐ Not great
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovley
☐ Will make u cry or smile alot

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ Depends on u
☑ Endless

---{Price}---
☐ Just buy it
☑ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ Dont throw money into a trash can

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never had any
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Few bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ Ruining the game
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

~~~~Multiplayer~~~~
YES
---{Salt Level}---
☐ Replaced with sugar
☐ Barely anything
☑ Balanced
☐ A bit of salt
☐ Salty
☐ Salt overload

---{Servers}---
☐ No issues
☐ Minor lags every few hours
☑ Can get laggy sometimes
☐ Oh the ping..
☐ Unplayable

---{Status}---
☐ Top
☑ Always some people around
☐ Not so easy to find people for the party
☐ You ll have to wait for anyone to join
☐ Barely any soul alive
☐ Dead like my insides

---{Matchmaking}---
☑ Depends on the host
☐ Brilliant
☐ Fair
☐ You might see much more experienced/stronger players
☐ Unbalanced
☐ Completely unfair
☐ Non-existing

hm

Imagine playing a starwars game with music playing in the background.. Now imagine that experience first hand and 10x better. Welcome to beat saber ladies and gentleman

I once spent a Halloween night with friends playing this for hours with mods. The hours flew by and we had a great time. That will give you an idea of what this game is like. Very fun to play and does not get repetitive with all the steam workshop mods that are available to download. Most definitely worth it, grab a copy or 2 for friends too. You guys might love this game if you have not got it already!

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