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Touché... Touché...
Which will include:
Girl Scout cookies & uniform
Door Ram
Fake Pension Plan News Letters
A voice recording of children playing on your lawn
& several others that will not be listed, incase you take precautions against our precaution
If a daughter is harmed/killed/found dead in the bottom of a well before the killer reaches you, money will be transferred back to the parent of the daughter in question, so they can hire yet another man with a certain set of skills to find you, and kill you, for the entirely different reason listed above.
Finally, if the parent loses intrest, passes away, or gains a new daughter to replace the one you have taken for ransom, a surrogate parent will replace the current one, who will continue to pay the killer, with taxes funded by the general public, to continue to track you down.
I've rigged the door with a doorbell and I have an old man waiting on the inside. If you come, you'll be waiting a very long time to be answered.
Come and get me, chump!
We shall all hire individual men with certain sets of skills, who will all find you, according to which point in time they were hired, and kill you, also in that same time frame.
there are also different factors, such as how much a certain parent pays each killer, the schedule of the parent &/or killer, the love the parent has for their daughter, and where they live in certain timezones, but at some point, each killer will find you, & kill you.
if you are already dead at the point of one of the other 138 (& counting) killers have found you, they will bring you back to life, through the art of voodooism, alchemy, sorcery, devil worship &/or general magic, and then kill you, for the next killer to find you and repeat the process.
Now tell me where my daughter is, damn you!
I'm still too lazy to finish it.
what happens to this group when it goes out of season? is it only active 3 months a year?