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Many fans of Michael Bay's famous sci-fi thriller, Pulp Fiction, have long awaited a follow up movie. Lucky for them, that's exactly what they're going to get! Bay made a deal with the North Korean government that issued him just enough money to fund such a project, and in return, allowed North Korea to stage a full-fledged war against the United States with no repercussions. The official release title of the movie has been revealed as Pulp Fiction 2: Sponge Out of Water. The film tells a tale (based on a true story) of a man who is absolutely outraged upon finding pulp in his orange juice one morning. He then, like any other outdated slasher character would, decides there is only one way to respond: by using tactics such as theft or mass murder of innocent characters, and by supporting the use of organized crime (even when there aren't any reasons why this would be a good idea). The movie will be officially released in 2019, and has been in production for 36 years. I don't know about you, but I'm already in line to buy tickets! Now get out there, and catch this radical flick, San Diego!