On this day, 24 years ago, that little reactor in Chernobyl pulled a 9/11 and caused Strelok to move to Russia and invade the U.S.S.R., turning the country into a capitalist paradise and making Ayn Rand write Atlas Shrugged and a bunch of other ♥♥♥♥ nobody cares about. Stalin grew a mullet and changed his name to Zlad, becoming the superstar to come out with hits such as 'Supersonik Eletronik' and 'Anti-Pope'. 24 years later, people still give a ♥♥♥♥ and make video games about it. Let's see what happens in 24 more years.

Good hunting, Stalkers.