YOU CAN TAKE A KID OUT OF THE SAND BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SAND OUT OF THE KID, CAUSE THAT SHIT'S ALL UP IN THIS BITCH

/V/AKISTAN IS APPARENTLY BACK AND THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL.

GET YOUR ASS BACK ON IRC AND/OR IN EREPUBLIK.

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Way back in the year of 2007, when dinosaurs roamed the earth, /v/ played a shitty browser game by the name of eRepublik. Long story short, we kicked its ass so hard that the screeching echoes of our conquest still resonate throughout this piece of shit clickan "game" today. The admins of this game have a history for being giant dicks and the community is fed up with it. The game is entirely PVP, with people spread out across different countries. You can go to war and conquer territories, eventually leading to the destruction of another country. You may be wondering "gee mister anonymous, what would happen if everyone unified under one flag and told the admins to go shove it?" That's what we aim to find out.

If you would like to sign up and benefit our glorious God Emperor, use this link: http://www.erepublik.com/en/referrer/Dio+Brando

If you would like to sign up and not use our faggot referral link, use this: http://www.erepublik.com/en

STEAM GROUP: http://gtm.you1.cn/groups/vakistan
IRC: irc:/irc.rizon.net/%2fv%2fakistan

IMPORTANT SHIT

WHEN YOU SIGN UP, DO NOT PICK YOUR HOME COUNTRY AS YOUR HOME COUNTRY, CHOOSE PAKISTAN. YOU HAVE CHOSEN OR BEEN CHOSEN TO RELOCATE TO ONE OF OUR FINEST REMAINING URBAN CENTERS YADA YADA YADA GET YOUR ASS INTO BALOCHISTAN, PAKISTAN

WE NEED WORKERS. WE HAVE FIGHTERS. IF YOU FIGHT AS A NEW GUY YOU WILL EARN YOURSELF A ONE WAY TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL. DO SOME SQUATZ AND EAT SOME OATZ BEFORE YOU GET TACTICOOL.

DIO BRANDO IS YOUR GOD EMPEROR. YOUR GOD EMPEROR LOVES YOU.