My brothers and sisters in GabeN, another Summer Sale has passed and our wallets have been rid of funds. Funds that would've payed for college debt payments, concert tickets, subway rides, or food; all are useless when compared to the Blessings now bestowed upon you by our benevolent GabeN. May we continue to serve our allmighty and bless GabeN with our money whenevr possible.

My Brothers and Sisters, the almighty GabeN has recently blessed the community with a much needed card game (the pinacle of game development) and many have turned away from His blessed sales and wisdom. We must embrace the coming of Artifact, the forever leadership of the best MOBA on the market, and we his children must continue to empty our wallets for the everlasting 3 to come again.

- Pope Maan-Zu VII of

Brothers and Sisters, Friends, and Preachers, praise be upon all! The Lord himself, GabeN, has blessed our humble church with no less than 300 members recently. I cannot express the joy and the praise I have for all of our hard-working brothers and sisters who are missionaries for the true word of GabeN. There are still many more who require our saving grace from the Lord himself, and would encourage you to act in my footsteps to spread the Glory and words of our Savior. Show these peasants the true way to Long Sales and Enlightenment, to walk with GabeN with eternal Summer sales in Heaven, and to await the almighty coming of Half Life 3.

-Pope Maan-Zu VII of

Gentleman, frends, followers of the all-mighty GabeN, we must celebrate his glorius of milestones, the 200 brave souls putting themselves on the line all for our savior GabeN. Aside from our wallets, He requires a celebration, possible a raffle of sorts. Ideas to help the frther praise of GabeN would be most appreciated and I welcome you all into His holy grasp upon not only our finances, but our hearts.

-Pope Maan-Zu VII of

Brothers,

A book containing all the words of The Lord is being created. Multiple high ranking members of the church, including Pope Maan Zu VII of GabeN himself, are compiling The Word Of GabeN. Upon completion, this will be shared for the enrtire church to read. A release date has not been decided upon yet as it is still in development. More updates to come.

Praise be to The Lord GabeN,

Cardinal Opium XIII of