Kicking Al Dente Ass since 1999

All rise, for the "Pajamas Prayer".


For Saint Tony Pajamas had found Scribe Paulie went shopping for Canolies
As a gift for the Saint
To which Scribe Paulie became hungry
And devoured the sacrafice
To which Saint Pajamas damned Scribe Paulie
"For what hath I done to reclaim such warning?" Scribe Paulie had pondered
Saint Pajamas replied with the insight "For bein' an idiot!"
And Scribe Paulie replied to his savior with the enchanted "Okay!" to agree to the justified claims.


Please be seated.

For as we all know, when Scribe Paulie enchanted Sister Candy Tulips with his "Phrase Of The Sainted Six", the insight of life had passed through her soul, and she had understood that seeing another man besides Saint Pajamas was a sin, and she vowed to only do it again if she felt like it because she could do what she wanted.

For the Al Dente Brothers did not want to see Saint Pajamas enlighten the world before them, they wanted a world of dark Hell, for which none should escape.
But there, He, Scribe Paulie and Sister Candy Tulips survived the hellstorms brought upon them by the Al Dente Brothers, and showed the classroom the true light of courage that day, before forcing the children out of a third story window for privacy.