Imaging a world with no thots...

As days go on, we evolve.

At certain points in our lives, we all seek refuge to a thot that may provide us with the necessary needs to help support our self-esteen, ego, and strength.

Although a thot's reproductive system may be layered with kilometers of unsafe passage, we all take our chances.

Introducing a new method of pleasure: Self-Meat Shurlp

Although this is scientifically proven to a difficult experience rather than intercourse with a thot, this can still provide the relief and strength that can be found in a thots' reproductive parts. The act of Self Shlurp can be highly addictive, but it can can cause mass anti-social acts, increased thot awareness, and even growing a second pork sword.

We are constantly improving our Self Shlurp methods by trying dfferent positions or using different background audio/video sources, Self Shlurp is always more prefered over a thot.

Stay safe out there fellow patrollers. The journey is long and hard, and we are always moving.