Ladies and gentle man i have a EPIC announcement

This is the story of a troll and his clan who came up against the Boom Boom King and his empire.....

It started on the server there was a troll called Metal_ who was very disrespectful because i kept fragging him. He got real piss off so he called his friends in to try and troll me, but it didnt work because i kept beating them over and over.

They were MAD and Metal_ said something like "silkee is such a noob i could own him in MGE so easy with my eyes closed".... that was when the king started to get PISS off! Nobody disrespects the king like that and gets away with it... so i said "bring it on!" and straight away i could tell he was scared.

Next i found a server for the battle to happen in. After 10 mins he finally turned up (i think he was scared asking his friends for advice) then he chose the map and the battle begun. Guess what men? I was owning him HARD the score was like 12 - 2 to me.... then the excuses started

"Silkee ur using weapons that are to strong!" "Why dont u use the same weapons then to face me?" "silence....... i dont know but u have to use my weapons!"

Well men i suck with the scatter gun but i was sick of this losers excuses so i said fine to shut him up... but i was worried that i would lose because i am not good with scatter. The battle started and i started to get scared.... this troll was beating me by 1 point or 2.... this isnt looking good.... BUT something happened. I said to myself "I need to defeat this troll not just for me, but for the BOOM BOOM EMPIRE" I concentrate hard and the owning commence!

BOOM he got fragged BOOM he got fragged again... i was winning now... and the troll was freak out! "silkee this isnt fair ur shiny crown is distracting me" but i was sick of the excuses. BOOM another frag and finally i only needed 4 more frags to win....

BOOM "this frag is for the friends of silkee!"
BOOM "this frag is for the pyro brothers!"
BOOM "this frag is for the SON clan!"
BOOM *GAME WON* "and that frag was for me, the BOOM BOOM KING!"

lets just say he went quiet with shame and did not say another word lol then ragequit.

Brothers of SON today is a day to be proud because ur king has gone out and earned a victory for the BOOM BOOM EMPIRE. All troll beware.... ask Metal_ what happens when u mess with the BOOM BOOM EMPIRE!

Hey everybody its me Silkee here

I have a big announcement which i want you all to pay close attention to..........

Today i did a battle with a troll known as "nightwraith" who has a small army of his own....... we agree that the winner will take the other persons army..... and guess what men? Of course he receive the kiss of the BOOM BOOM KING with a score of 20 - 5 =D

Now the cat army is offically a part of the Boom Boom Empire which means they are below SON but still are part of us, so from now on respect people in the cat army because they are also part of the Boom Boom Empire even though they are bwlow us

From

Silkee "The Boom Boom King!" & leader of SON

Greeting to all SONS and dauhters of the SON clan

Today i have a very EXCITING announcement for all of yall...

Tonight a sacred holy alliance was form between the leaders of SON and the leaders of the HOLY DIS clan!

So from now on all members of HOLY DIS are your brothers and u have to defend them always and in return they will defend u

Long live the sacred alliance of SON and HOLY DIS

This alliance was seal with a TF2 high five after the leaders make sacred oaths, in our official clan map GREAT RIVER!!

Hey yall these people are on the SON blacklist so they are not to be invite or welcome in this clan for cool people
the people are:

Flippy - ruining old 5ON
Gunnie - ruining old 5ON
Freax - swear at me and call me a n********er
Munchbox - betray my trust

They are forbidden in SON so do not let them join thanks