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Three Spongs for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Spong to rule them all, One Spong to find them,
One Spong to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.