if you are seen not doing your duty i will scold you violently then break your spine

The border patrol of South Sudan has recently gained the rights to declare a department religion as a part of new state co-existence programs, and as head of the South Sudan Border Patrol, I am proud to announce our new accepted department religions of Zoroastrianism and Manichaeism!

Convert now, heathens!

The new SS Offical Steam Curator Administration is here and just so happens to be governed by the SS Border Patrol! We catch many hooligans smuggling in these "video games" along with the regular drug shipments which is just untolerable. One should not mess up his mind and life with such video games; but due to the senate wanting to see if there are any helpful messages involving we, the people, in it so we can figure out how to improve our borders (direct relation) we shall review these games. And so, by the time of this announcment, 10 games have been reviewed by the professionals and are up now. Long live the great European country of South Sudan!