May Flex Tape bless you all.

PHIL SWIFT, OUR DIVINE LORD

He is our god. He has blessed us puny humans with the power of Flex Tape. No man can withstand the power, for it is too strong. We worship at the altar of Phil, we drink from the fountain of Flex Seal. JonTron is our Jesus.

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MIKESAVAGE 5 月 3 日下午 5:41

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🔥🔥 We can be friends for future games 🔥🔥

💎 You only live once for a very short time, so make every second divine 💎

💯 This is my only account 💯

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✨✨ Stay safe & take care✨✨

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wasd 2021 年 5 月 30 日下午 6:26

@ferret no1 cares
nerd

tjdiddy 2021 年 5 月 20 日下午 9:49

flex tape couldn't get me a girlfriend

i'm converting to christianity

WhiteTrashBaag 2019 年 11 月 30 日下午 4:40

omg mexicans are swarming my house! all i have to hold them off is all of Phil Swift's Flex products. How may I use them effectively to hold them off? Help i need answers quick!