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Obamium Cure Research ob.cu.re
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Obamium Cure Research ob.cu.re
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OM Obamium Cure Research

Obamium Research Facility

The element [Ob] (Obamium), after years of research and testing, is confirmed to be extremely toxic when exposed to oxygen. It will emit toxic fumes similar to Bushium that when inhaled or exposed to human skin, will cause organ failure in a matter of weeks and will give victims a 103°F fever with a variety of symptoms such as foreskin loss, lack of gamer strength, and even acceptance of women and minorities into society. 10 years ago, I originally founded ObamaCare to research the effects of Obamium on various organisms, but have since changed my priorities to finding a cure after my late wife, Michelle, died of Obamium toxicity. Chimps that were experimented on have all died when given Obamium in an oxygenated room within a 2 week span. Our first human test subject, Peter Griffin, was placed in an oxygen filled room with Obamium and died 3 weeks later. I made the foolish mistake of forgetting to wear my Obamium-retardant suit yesterday when running experiments. I am currently dying of Obamium toxicity and the doctors expect me to die on 9/11/19. As of 2019, there is no cure for Obamium toxicity and I cannot be released from this cringe normie-free cell. Upon my death, Obamium cure research will be lead by hl1_monster_scientist_03. However, the Trump administration wants to cut funding for ObamaCare Obamium cure research. On April 20, 2020, a vote will be held on whether or not Obamium cure research will continue. As my dying wish, I ask of you to contact your local senator or government official and tell them to vote yes on continuing Obamium cure research and together, save the world for our future children and their children. Thank you, and may a cure be found someday.

- Baronk Obonga; ObamaCare Founder and Lead Researcher
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26 kommentarer
Kermis thy phrog 17. feb. 2022 kl. 5.31 
Queef
Dr. NittyTipples 29. juli 2020 kl. 21.34 
Chuckles take over. Chuckles become science chimp
EDP445 25. juli 2020 kl. 16.39 
nice
President Frank Horrigan 16. juni 2020 kl. 21.58 
I wonder if theres addons made for obamium except for, well...Obamium
EDP445 3. juni 2020 kl. 16.11 
epic
Dr. NittyTipples 3. juni 2020 kl. 14.16 
i have aids
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