HAIL GABEN ... but #noflame pls. For a better CS2 community :)

This summertime, skies clear,
Lord Gaben promised of a Steam Sale near.
After hearing our pleas and cries for games,
He vowed that this one not be the same!
He got to work, crowbar in-hand,
And worked night and day to make sure this one not be bland!
Long hours spent, forging his creation-
He could feel a wonderful sensation!
With Robin and Valve at his side,
They were all certainly in for a ride!
After seven days and seven nights, his final product was done-
'Could it be', he asked, "is this the one?"
Spending his time further, traversing the land,
Crowbar still remaining in-hand-
Lord Gaben had found the true glory of it all-
He had decided; "No price is too small!"
Gaben announced, with his time done and head clear,
"Come, my children!" Gaben said, "Come near! The dawn of the Steam Sale is near!"
And one by one, they readied their wallets and credit cards-
"Now," he said, "Let's rip these prices to shards!"

Gaben, who art in Valve
Hallowed be thy game.
Thy steam sales come.
our money be gone
Good games, and no pre-orders.
Give us this day Episode three
and forgive us when we pre order
As we forgive the console peasants
Lead us not into scams
But deliver us from Origin

GABEN.

CS2 Case Opening Prayer

Our Father who AWPs in heaven
CS be thy game
Uncase begun, them skins be won,
Covert - and not a Mil-Spec.
Give us this day a StatTrak knife,
And forgive us when we rage quit,
As we forgive those who aimbot against us,
And lead us not into scamnation
Undeliver us a Battle Scarred,

GABEN.

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2021年10月19日 15時48分

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