I would like to thank everyone that means something to me for this great honor. There are many of you that I would like to thank with a slap to the face for just being you, but others I would thank with a hot fudge sundae. I could name names, but Im above that now, since I am Player of the Week. I was to understand that with this great achevement there would be a cash prize? Or some form of oral pleasure? no? Ok whatever. Even without collecting a prize, being POTW means I am really just soooo much better than all of you fuckers. I can live with that.( at least for a week) Do I at least get a coupon for something in the mail??


P.S. I hate you all