All Praise be to Mel Gibson

This is a fanclub dedicated to the Road Warrior. Any and all of his disciples will abide by the code of Mel Gibson and all that he stands for.


Born on January 3rd during the 1200s, under the guise of William Wallace, Mel Gibson was a small farmers boy in rural Scotland during the Silent Years. However his first harrowing experience was when he witnessed his father's and later his wife's death at the hands of the english under Edward Longshanks. After his wife's death Gibson discovered his true strengths, united scotland and was the catalyst for Scotland's independence. Later after winning many battles, plowing a french princess and striking fear into Longshanks himself, he was betrayed by jealous and corrupt Scottish nobles, and summarly executed by public decapitation.

But he did not die...

Shortly after his apparent death, Gibson wondered the planes of Limbo before being offered his true purpose for his death. God himself required Mel to travel to hell and battle Lucifer in order to regain his mortality and to end an apparent daemon invasion of the earth. Mel teamed up with John Wayne, George Strait, Arnold Schwartzeneggar and Andrew Jackon for this assault. After fighting through tens of billions of daemons, Gibson, his group and his trusty claymore finally found ♥♥♥♥♥, and for 5 days they fought, non stop, with enough power to level worlds. Finally ♥♥♥♥♥ was kneeled: While George Strait roped him, John Wayne shot the hell out of him with his winchester model 1873, Andrew Jackson burnt him alive and scalped him, Arnold tore him in half with his bare hands and finally Gibson decapitated him. The invasion was over. Gibson returned to earth while the others remained, waiting for their time to come to earth as mortals in later centuries.

He settled in central america, hiding amongst the jungle and local maya, observing them and studying their ways. He was particularly interested in the exploits of a certain maya named Jaguar Paw.

Later Gibson moved to Virginia in the early 1700s, starting the first plantation run by free blacks, a very unknown thing at the time and becoming very wealthy, and later expanding his operation to farm produce, cotton, tobacco, opium, cocaine, morphine and heroin becoming well known as the first drug kingpin, though it was all legal back then. South Americans often referred to him as El Gibson de Blanco. As the years went by, Gibson decided to once again find a woman worthy of him and quickly found a ♥♥♥♥♥ (in a good way). Together they got married, and he fathered many children with her, unfortunately she died during childbirth of his youngest son, as she could only take so much of a monstrous plowing at the hands of Mel and eventually died as a result.

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