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DJ Marshmallow: makes my job 50% harder
uladog: Why are you still complaining?
DJ Marshmallow: ula
uladog: Yes?
DJ Marshmallow: it is now my mission to dominate you
... skip forward some time
DJ Marshmallow: Why am i so bad all of a sudden
(dead) DJ Marshmallow: i was top scoring earlier
DJ Marshmallow: i fucking quit
DJ Marshmallow: too many gibuses
We never heard from the gibus pyro DJ Marshmallow again.
While wearing an unusual and using an australium which he clearly bought. Downloaded the game one month ago. Got stomped with his own weapon.
Who the fuck gives these kids credit cards?
"I just downloaded the game yesterday!"
"Don't be mean, he's only 12!"
*literally anything sexist
*literally anything about work or sex
+
"you're super old get a life"
+
at least im not...
=
"How'd you get so GOOD!? SHOW ME YOU HACKER!!!!!!!11!!!11"