Look at me still writing headlines while there's science to leave

Warning all L4S officers:
We have a rogue officer traversing our midst.
The man known only as Calibrator, gallows is posting meaningless events and announcements and conducting other sorts of tomfoolery. This public broadcast should issue you enough time to surround the greater county area with a net of wifi interceptors powerful enough to take down his laptop-based death star.

Good luck, and may the force be with you.

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