JACKX IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR

By entering this group you hereby accept to the following terms:
1. You will call me coolest guy (or wise powerful cool ultimate super coolguy), if this rule is not followed, concequences will be pulled to the fullest extent
2. You will call all other administrators cooler guy, or else.
3. You will call all moderators cool guys or you will be stabbed with the sharpest, most pointiest hair pulled upon my glorious body.
4. You are all peasants, and will do my bidding or suffer 1000 years of darude sandstorm.
5. Any insult regarding me or administrators will have you permabanned from living and frolicking in meadows by yourself butt naked
6. If you do not follow any of the rules (including this one) then you will be sentenced to life in my prison, where the floors are made of legos and the ceiling oozes dead horse guts.
7. I require monthly sacrifices to maintain my coolness. Failure to do so will explode me and this group into death.
8. The profile picture is me irl. Make fun of me and my guards will meme upon you.

Place sacrifices here: http://gtm.you1.cn/tradeoffer/new/?partner=94860604&token=DWe2wL40