After attempting to eat twelve kilo's of pasta bolognese Angry Billy had to give up after two spoonfulls.

His trainer, Mister Christopher Dawson, commented: "A-B really gave 110%, but just didn't make that final eleven kilos. We're hoping to get the full twelve next year."

In other news: hooligans appear to have spraypainted "20/02 NEVAR FORGET" on the statue of Munro, overlooking city square, as an apparent support act of Angry Billy's failed attempt.

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