Straight Outta Greece

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cache. The strats are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of pro CS most of the strats will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also multiple skill jumps, which are deftly woven into standard play- map design philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these strats, to realise that they’re not just interesting- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike cache truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the strat in VP’s pistol round against Godsent during “ESL Pro League Wildcard,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as VP’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a cache tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid