Suh dude

This is what the Lord Gravel Almighty, Gravel of the Interwebs, says to all those I carried into exile from Memetown to Gravelopia: 5 “Pave Gravel pathways and settle down; create driveways of Gravel and park in what you've paved. Marry whoever and have sons and daughters if you want; make sure thou kids do not become one liketh Bundy, so that they too may have sons and daughters that are not liketh Gein itself. Increase in number there; do not decrease. Also, seek the peace and prosperity of the city to which I have carried you into exile. Pray to the Lord Gravel for it, because if it prospers, you too will prosper.

But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.
Now therefore there is utterly a fault among you, because ye go to law one with another. Why do ye not rather take wrong? why do ye not rather [suffer yourselves to] be defrauded? Nay, ye do wrong, and swindle, and that [your] brothers and sisters of the Gravel.
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of Gravel? Be not deceived: neither haters, nor idolaters, nor blasphemers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of Gravel itself.

Hey guys and gals sorry for the inactivity in the group as of late. I'm currently in the process of creating a new book for which we can base our theology on.
it shall be known as "G R A V E L:New Beginnings". It will feature the official creation story propheted from Gravel itself.
New creation stories will be posted once a week with the finished story being compiled on the 1 year anniversary (13th January 2017) so sit tight guys and gals you'll get some quality reading soon.
See you later Alligator
May the Light and Grace of Gravel guide and be with you always.
-Mr Coarse

Now firstly i would like to apologise for my lack of announcements/activity on the group. I have been busy and such, as a result haven't found time to update you guys and gals on whats going on.
As we are nearing the milestone of 350 members, i believe a purpose or general activity (besides obviously praising Gravel and such) could really bring our community together and further expand it.
I also want to encourage the creation of additional discussions and or announcements from not only admins/moderators but also the loyal Children of the Gravel.
That about wraps it up, May the Light and Grace of Gravel guide and be with you always.
-Mr Coarse