NO I MEAN REALLY...

DID ANYONE STOP YOU ON THE STREET TODAY AND ASK ABOUT THE GOURDS IN THE AIR?

DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST PERSON YOU CAME INTO CONTACT WITH THAT EVEN considered THAT A GOURD, MIGHT IN FACT, BE ANOTHER WAY OF EXPRESSION? OR COULD BE CONSIDERED A COMBUSTIBLE OBJECT WITH VALUE IN UNCHARTED SECTORS, SUCH AS RENEWABLE FUEL SOURCE.

CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW I FELT THE OTHER DAY, WHEN I WAS BUYING A SNICKERS BAR FOR MY NEIGHBOR, AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME IN LINE WAS A MAN ABOUT TWICE MY AGE AND FOUR TIMES MY HEIGHT, AND WHEN HE SAW MY "GOURDS" JACKET HE DID A DOUBLE TAKE RIGHT THEN AND THERE AND HELD UP THE ENTIRE LINE OF CUSTOMERS FOR ABOUT FIF-TEEEN MINUTES, TO TALK TO ME ABOUT GOURDS.

AND THAT WAS IT, WE JUST CHATTED FOR FEF-TINE MINUTOES ON THE SUBJARCT. SO IT WAS AT THAT POINT THE YIPYAPPER PAID FOR HIS GOODS, AND I OFFERDE HIM SOME GOURDS, BECAUSE HE SEEMED LIKE AN HONEST FELLOW.

BUT THEN JUST AS I THOUGHT HE SHOULD SAY "SURE", HE LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND SAID;

"No thanks, partner, I've a whole grove of GOURDS my own."

AFTER I HAD JUST SPAT ABOUT THE TOPIC AS IF HE WERE JUST A TINY GLIMPSE OF A GOURD SMOKER. TALKING TO AN OLD TIMER LIKE HE WERE NEW. BOY DID I FEEL SOME SHAME.

IF THERE IS AN OLD MAN WHO KNOWS ABOUT GOURDS SOMEWHERE OUT THERE, PLEASE REFER HIM TO OUR GROUP. IN ALL THE COMMOTION OF OUR CONVERSATION I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO EXCLUDE RELAYING THAT ONE VERY IMPORTANT DETAIL TO THAT FINE YOUNG/OLD GOURDFATHER.

I shouldn't have to say this but it appears that something must be said,

Hopefully by now you've all realized that part of being in this group is that gourds are a central focus to not just one, but many of the individuals enlisted herein. It would bewilder anyone who is part of gourds to undermine the interest in gourds that each member here is invested in this gathering of like-minded folks from all walks of life.

To my amazement, the numbers have shown that people do, in fact, respond well to gourds and exhibit some level of appreciation not unknown to a person who has hobbies and interests. This opens the door for further development within the realm of things pertaining to our focus point (gourds).

Now, back to the topic at hand (sorry, I do seem to go off on long-winded tangents lately...) - the thing that must be said. Well, when I woke up this morning I did not foresee myself sitting at this computer screen writing this long bulletin. In fact, I do not foresee much of anything, rather, letting it come to me and assessing the situation in each moment. This is not a practice, rather, a simple way of living. When I began this bulletin, I had thought that something immaculate would emerge. Silly me, I let the keyboard run all over itself and pour some dimwitted swill into the dialogue box again.

So what I was saying is if you have any questions about anything, please do not hesitate to ask them, and by golly I cannot believe I had to spell that out for you.

Have a great weekend (it's Wednesday right now but I am always two steps ahead so I am mentally preparing for the weekend right now)

- Lord Gourd

If and when any and all gourds are seen in the vicinity of this Steam group, please send ample notification to the administrator of such a sighting and when approximately it did happen.

At any rate enjoy your time.

Looking for one above-average sized individual to become fertilizer for the fields. Gourds are getting hungry. I guess two slightly smaller individuals will work too, if you're tiny and have a friend this could be your chance to do something together. I will disassemble you myself. Thanks for your interest in gourds. Have a lovely day.

Only join this group if you gourds.