Dateline: the game world

Tank and I have been hunkered down here at The Orphanage since the 'IF YOU CAN READ THIS THEN YOU ARE STANDING TOO CLOSE. PLEASE TAKE 3 LARGE STEPS BACK OR ELSE...' sign went up on the front door. (I'm sure you all had similar signs posted, right?)
And it worked. Like a charm.
Nobody knocked. In fact, nobody even drove by.

It was hard to explain the pandemic to the orphaned games, who have been here so long now that they've adopted us as their parental units.
"Mama, is Covid 19 an open world game?' Squishy the Suicidal Pig asked during an early pandemic family discussion.
"And is it bad because it's a huge MMO?" Waveform followed up.
"Yes, and yes." I answered.
And, honestly, when you think about it, it is kinda true..

But that was then and this is now.. and evidently things have gotten sooo much better 'out there', beyond the front door. It seems that we've all had our shots and we all wore masks and did everything that public health officials suggested (as would any sane responsible society.) And because we all did the right thing, we may now go forth and safely mingle, once again. Triumphant!

- So wtf does all this have to do with orphaned games?
Right, you remember 'covid pet regret?' (where many hundreds of people ran out and adopted a family pet to help them through these uncertain and boring C19 times, only to find that when the novelty wore off, they were left with a costly responsibility that they no longer wanted? )
Well, it seems that the same thing happened with games.
A lota people signed up for the Humble Monthly[www.humblebundle.com] only to realize, after the first few months, that they had a couple dozen games that they would probably never play.
Since the animal shelter is 2 blocks away from us, people found it quite convenient to drop off their unwanted games while dropping off their unwanted pets.
And so, here we are. Back at the beginning...

Instructions for adoption are on the overview page. (And, maybe, if you can find a little extra room in your heart's game library, you might take home one of our older games, which are also listed on the overview page.)

NOTE: The following Humble games will only be listed on this announcement Follow the instructions (on overview page) and a Steam key for requested game will be sent to you.

- come and get em!

Currently Available...
Bee Simulator
As Far As The Eye
Indivisible
Main Assembly
Fun With Ragdolls The Game
DIRT 5
Tropico 6
Hellpoint
Paradise Killer
Borderlands 3

- also, more games to come, so check back often.