Darvo is love, Darvo is life

I was only Mastery 9
I loved Darvo so much, I played all his alerts
I pray to Darvo every night before drifting away in cryosleep
"Darvo is love," I say, "Darvo is life"
Mama Lotus hears me and calls me scum
I knew she's just jealous of my devotion for him
I called her an eyeless slag
She slaps me and sends me to cryosleep
I'm crying now and my helmet is cracked
I lay in my pod and it's really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touching me
It's Darvo!
I am so happy
He whispers to me, "This is nothing you can't handle, right?..."
I'm ready
I spread my cache for Darvo
He grabs it and counts my platinum
I tear up as I hear my platinum tinkling away
It hurts so much but I do it to please Darvo
Mama Lotus walks in
Darvo looks her straight in the eyes and says, "It's the Gri- no wait, it's the Corpus, definitely the Corpus."
He hands me his merchandise and leaves through the void
Darvo is love, Darvo is life.

(Story by Warframe user YandereSamantha)