The LORD said, “Go out and stand on the midpoint in the presence of the LORD, for the LORD is about to pass by.” Then a great and powerful sticky tore the midpoint apart and shattered the scouts before the LORD, but the LORD was not in the sticky. After the sticky there was an explosion, but the LORD was not in the explosion. After the explosion there was a drop, but the LORD was not in the drop. And after the drop came a still, small voice...

Our B4nny, who art in pipes, hallowed be thy nades.
Thy kingdom come, thy air shots done, against scouts and flying sollies.
Give us this day, our invite wins and forgive us our lost caps.
As we forgive those who back-capped against us.
And lead us not to overextend, and deliver us from kritz.
For thine is the sticky..

I pledge alliegence, to the frags
of our 1 lord and savior, b4nny
And to the double airshots
and control points capped
One kritzkrieg
make them drop
4k blind dets
and LAN wins
for all