Welcome to the Cheddar Bay Biscuit Army. Remember: Cheddar Bay Biscuits are love, Cheddar Bay Biscuits are life.

The group exists solely for the purpose of creating a proper communal worshipping ground for all the avid Red Lobster fans out there on the Steams. More specifically, it's here to sate my own desire to reaffirm and share my love for these little pieces of heaven. At some point, perhaps even spread the Cheddar Bay gospel to the rest of the uncultured masses and thus bring about world peace once and for all.

1. You must have already eaten at least several dozen baskets-worth of Cheddar Bay Biscuits in your lifetime.
2. You must continually seek out and revel in the divine creation that is the Cheddar Bay Biscuit.
3. Join the chat.

Love the Cheddar Bay.
Live the Cheddar Bay.
Fight for the Cheddar Bay.
Join the chat.
What are Cheddar Bay Biscuits, exactly?
It's hard to say for certain what these biscuits of God are, but if I had to put it in a sentence: Cheddar Bay Biscuits are without question the utmost pinnacle of human culinary achievement, and they always will be, bar none.

Where can I acquire this succulent bread of the angels?
At your nearest Red Lobster.

The only Red Lobster nearby is in the next state over. Is it really worth the trip?
Yes.

Seriously?
I couldn't be more serious if I tried.

Well alright...how much will they cost me?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, that's what. If you thought you lost hope in humanity, guess again, because these holy foodstuffs are free at every Red Lobster. Whether you have just one (you won't) or a basket or a bag or a truckload, they'll be free 'till the Sun burns out.

That's awesome! What the hell am I waiting for?
F***ed if I know, now go get some!

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