Welcome to the Carlton Empire.

Our goal is to spread the word of Carlton, the true savior of Earth.With your help, we beleive we will be able to destroy the evil Will Smith, the black dude who is secretly a filthy reptilian.

In order to be in this group, you must speak Carltonese, and you must also have watched Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. All new members will receive a free ascot, and a Carlton mask.

Our leader is Emperor-Darth Carlton. With his right hand man, the Duke of Carlton, they rule the Dark Realm of Carltonia with welcoming hands. They live in the Carlton Star, an artificial moon built outside the atmosphere of Planet Carlton.

Remember that this is GENUINE and none of this is a joke. We actually pray to Carlton every night, and sometimes we masturbate to him too.