Welcome to the support group for special victims of CS GO & Dota 2

You got Molested, Violated, Prison Sodomized, 3rd World Prison Raped or Brutally Gang Raped in Counter Strike: Global Offensive or Dota 2.

Below shows how much of a victim you were based on rounds in Counter Strike Global Offensive competitive:

Molested: 16 - 14, 16 - 13, 16 -12
Violated: 16 - 11, 16 - 10, 16 - 9
Prison Sodomized: 16 - 8, 16 - 7, 16 - 6
3rd World Prison Raped: 16 - 5, 16 - 4, 16 - 3
Brutally Gang Raped: 16 - 2, 16 - 1, 16 - 0

Depending on your score you have a much higher victim card to play and you get more tear points. Here at our group and meetings you can request more tissues and emotional support. Unfortunately you will get neither.

Dota 2:

Molested: We beat you by a few kills/towers.
Violated: We beat you by a significant amount of kills/towers.
Prison Sodomized: We beat you by a lot and it was easy.
3rd World Prison Raped: We beat you by a lot, it was easy, and quickly.
Brutally Gang Raped: We lost no towers and had very few deaths. The game was super easy and we finished fast.

We all played like Dendi on steroids while you played like your grandma. Depending on your score here you will recieve dota 2 lessons and pro tips. Let your aggressors give you more than one tip, you are that type of victim. You can request tissues for your tears but they will be ultra salty. We advise against using those as it can damage an already wounded anus. Your other tears may be bottled and sold online as comic relief to peruvians or russians at your expense.

Welcome to the group!

P.S. Your aggressors may be invited to the group as well to help talk out any lingering emotional issues.