Welcome to WOKE RP!

it all started when lil' spid was born... he looked like spegettii, with one meatball being him. His mother loved him, but his father did not, his father wanted a chicken burrito not a meatball. So his father left. The Regitonies are now only 2, as their papa had left their italian family. His life has been changed for the worse, spid now had many weaknesses, one being unable to throw a ball like a man, and another being sexually attracted to spiders.(ironic) So spid had many plush spiders on his bed, even had a spider body pillow. disturbing and disgusting. but spid didnt care, he liked the white gooeyness that ejected from the spiders. He consumed as much as he could when he had the time. His mother being a Italian sub rejected his soory ass and he was homeless. yet his lust for spiders never dissapeared, you may still find him, talking to a wall with a long legged spider on it. He wanted torape a spider, but couldnt because of the lack of "privates". Living with the homeless outside the local mcdonalds, spider had it all 1kb wifi, "many friends" (spiders), and the white goo he would drink every night before bed. goodnight fatherless shroob,
your dearest hater,
WOKERP