Goats Are like Mushrooms

Lately I have read Soviet Horror stories, superior in fright and superiority factors when compared to foolish and inferior capitalist pig dog horror stories. I may be sharing these stories with my comrades now.
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Parents use caretaker to protect weak children. Caretaker calls parents later, asking permission to cover frightening statue of clown. Parents say "Foolish caretaker, we have no statue."
Children and caretaker found dead. Parents rejoice. Frightened children and weak caretaker not true Soviets.
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One night man tries to escape from gulag. Makes his way to cabin in middle of tundra. Inside is plain, but many family pictures on walls. He falls asleep. In middle of night he is put in sackk and dgragged out. The next norning he is shot like dog. Pictures were windows. KGB always watching.
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As you can see, these are horror stories of such calibur. Capitalists and those others who are not loyal to great Soviets truely have much to fear.