Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered™?

Hahahahahahahahahaha

lolmao.

I think the whole point is that this is a totally-80's (90's?) "product" that was heavily misadvertised, because it was presented in a way that makes it sound like it's a "toy". Given how rife and downright filled to the brim the whole entirety of 80's and early-to-mid 90's American consumerist "society" was with "magazine on the couch"esque snake oil garbage nobody-ever-asked-for, that particular one definitely stands out, it's the pinnacle of it all, the very "top" of this "mount Olympus" of American "TV shopping" brainwashing. This is literally THE 'murica meme in a nut.

I didn't see this ad review before. Critic there was just nitpicking - it's a cool idea for a pot, nobody's making anyone watch grass grow, it just looks better that way.

A little condolence bonus (we all deserved one, after all of this Tchia crap) for y'all:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwcT_OSiGQc

Alright, it appeared now, despite me literally doing nothing. It seems there was some error in Steam's script or something (I've contacted the support about this, a couple hours ago), looks like they've fixed it by now: https://images4.imagebam.com/c0/c4/46/MEWKP1M_o.jpg , it still renders differently from how it looks when you go by our Admin's link, however. I wonder what's up with that. This is definitely Steam's fumble.