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hey cool guy sup

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I know, Jessica. She is really hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my ♥♥♥♥. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my ♥♥♥♥. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch ♥♥♥♥ is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says harder. V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my ♥♥♥♥. There had to have been about two pints of ♥♥♥ everywhere. People say I ♥♥♥ like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a quadruple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
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El Tang 5. maj 2010 kl. 13:52 
1910–15, Americanism; cf. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a contemptuous term for a woman (from ca. 1590), perh. the same word as ♥♥♥♥♥
hi im spiffo :) 4. maj 2010 kl. 17:00 
why would i? im the king of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Mad 4. maj 2010 kl. 10:08 
but i'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, you got something against ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bro?
hi im spiffo :) 4. maj 2010 kl. 1:25 
this group is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, leave now
I drink ur milkshake 26. apr. 2010 kl. 21:25 
yee wheteveh, meow meow ♥♥♥♥♥
Mad 26. apr. 2010 kl. 21:06 
yee ♥♥♥♥♥ suck it for a week. SUCK MY 13 INCH BLACK..........TOENAIL.
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