UMLMUN Gamer Caucus

Delegates, I am honored to stand before the United Nations Gamer Rights Council. For too long have the chosen children of this Earth been oppressed by Stacys and Chads. We live in a society, a society where it has become undeniable that the straight CIS white christian male gamer has been the most repressed and abused minority, bar none. The delegation from Kekistan believes that the most pragmatic way of combatting gamer oppression is providing state mandated waifu pillows to encourage and celebrate gamer culture. This committee must aim to win the hearts of the gamers, not to appease to them, for we are gamers too and we truly understand the plight of the gamer.