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Bill Clinton 22 Jul, 2015 @ 10:14am
ConspiracyTheory: Anuses and belly buttons arent real
Anuses arent realy REPEAT they are not real they are artificial and are put into us by doctors with guns, when we are born not only does the doctor spank us to make us breathe he also spreads our bare butt cheecks and he takes his gun puts it between the buttchecks and lets a bullet go threw you and then the bullet goes threw your stomach where the bellybutton would be if it was real there for giveing us artifical anuses and belly buttons, another theory people say is that the anus can be a pocket if you try hard enough, currently scientist at the CCU are testing that theory right now as you read this, what evidence do we have you may ask? well we dont but we know its true it has to be, thats the end of this conspiracy theory,
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Chazbo 22 Jul, 2015 @ 12:19pm 
I am a fellow believer in this conspiracy theory. I believe everything has to have an intention. The original intent of why these cruel doctors do this is: If anyone is able to harness enough fecal matter, they will become ALMOST IMMORTAL. The divine power that builds up with fecal matter in one spot ONLY IF it is inside a living human body is completely true. The dark forces such as the Illumanti know this. Their bloodline have no anuses nor belly buttons (since belly buttons are created from the making of the anus). This allows them to stay in power. These poor doctors are forced into the dark deeds or else they will be slaughtered. Sources: A friendly message from a rogue doctor.
Bill Clinton 22 Jul, 2015 @ 3:58pm 
Originally posted by Sad Pepe Chazbo:
I am a fellow believer in this conspiracy theory. I believe everything has to have an intention. The original intent of why these cruel doctors do this is: If anyone is able to harness enough fecal matter, they will become ALMOST IMMORTAL. The divine power that builds up with fecal matter in one spot ONLY IF it is inside a living human body is completely true. The dark forces such as the Illumanti know this. Their bloodline have no anuses nor belly buttons (since belly buttons are created from the making of the anus). This allows them to stay in power. These poor doctors are forced into the dark deeds or else they will be slaughtered. Sources: A friendly message from a rogue doctor.
that seems very likley to be true but currenty scientist at the CCU are testing another theory that the co-owner of the group said might be true "A butthole can be an extra pocket if you try hard enough"
Last edited by Bill Clinton; 22 Jul, 2015 @ 3:59pm
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