Greetings, gracious brethren & sistren.

We are the Society of Wolves, and our goals are to continue the noble heritage of those who came before. Fighting the righteous fight for justified laws and rights for the dignified animal that is, the Wolf.

We have managed to get selected members elected in public office and high government positions. They are fighting the good fight in many of the world’s leading states and governments, creating nature reserves and alike.

At the moment we a pushing millions of dollars for the following Wolf-rights:

- Every wolf has, from the moment of birth, the right to a fluffy pillow.

- Biscuit-Thursday MUST be reinstated! And it’s the governments’ job of locating every wolf on Thursdays to give what is owed.

- Unlawful killing of a cub is automatically punished by a lifetime of whipping.

- Every registered fur-trader will be skinned.

- All households are required to go in the local forest and put down some ham, every 25th of December.

- The hunters of the land MUST be wearing noisy alarms and big flashy flashlights at every hour on every day, all day & all year.

- The wolves agree to pose for photos if the people come with red and raw meat. And NO CHICKEN!