Has Science Gone Too Far? probably i dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥ know....

This is THE rad tad group of dank tubular rebal seagulls who fight for the friends and dont care who knows it. The list of seagulls include:

John
he's the cool one.
raised by wolves who were half seagull, John had to learn the basics of survival like croche from a very young age. Now he tickles buns on regular occasions as well as owning half of Greese.

Steve
he's the cool one.
after hitting it big with his hit novel "memeless in new 'urt" he put all of his profits from the book into the developement of a virtual reality MMO RPG called "club steve pinguin seagull". the only classes are "sexy anime dude" and "seagull"

Cameron
he's the cool one.
This guy loves to touch butts as well as deez nuts but dont mention his height to him... he's vertically challenged.....as well as this he's also the best CS:GO player in the world ever shut up if you think different so good OG best forever and ever.

Christopher
he's the cool one.
he loves chicken. I mean he REALLY loves chickens, like, alot. I heard that he has a tramp stamp that looks like a chicken. He's also a great bog snorkler. dont ask him about '98. He loves his GF Sophie. He also goes by the name "Mac".

Diarmuid
he wears glasses because he cant see very well. He ownes the second half of Greese. after last week him and Cameron aren't allowed to be in the radius of 50 yards from any Home Base. Thoese pillows never stood a chance. He thinks he works at a creamery but really everone there are just too nice to tell him the truth.

Micheal
He's the cool one.
Widely known as the white gift of south africa he spends his days building the coolest and strongest crossbow there is... no really..... he's gonna get around to it eventually..... this summer for sure. When he's not procrastinating he's probably reading some manga. He wouldn't tell anyone WHAT kinda manga it is though, but we have reason to believe it isn't good.