NINE. MONTHS.

NINE F**KING MONTHS.

I HAVE BEEN WITHOUT COMPUTER ACCESS FOR NINE STUPID, STINKING, F**KMOTHERING MONTHS.

WHY DID MY F**KING LAPTOP'S HARD DRIVE HAVE TO CRASH?!

WHY DID MY DAD HAVE TO INSIST ON BEING A LAZY F**K AND NOT FIXING THE DAMN THING?!

WHY IS IT ONLY NOW THAT I'VE BEEN ABLE TO FINALLY GET ON ANOTHER COMPUTER TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW THAT I'M NOT DEAD, JUST CUT OFF (**AGAIN!!**) FROM REGULAR COMPUTER/INTERNET ACCESS?!

*glares up at the sky, screams at the god of technology*

WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, DAMMIT?!!

*FLIPS ALL THE GODDAMN TABLES IN THE JOINT*

*fifteen minutes later, after several deep breaths and a few Valium*

{LENKE FJERNET}...in all seriousness, though, guys, I'm really sorry if I made you worry. I ain't dead-- I'm like a boomerang with heat-seeking equipment, GPS, and 4G internet access (and jet boosters)-- I ALWAYS FIND YOU, AND I ALWAYS COME BACK.

As I said above, my Piece-of-Shit laptop decided to accidentally its hard drive last July , and I've been without a computer since then. I'm still trying to figure out what I'm gonna do in regards to getting back on Steam again full-time. This isn't the last you've heard of me. I WILL RETURN.

Stay sharp!