We Do Your Mom Right.

At the bate masters, we know your dad does not do a good job with your mother. so we do whats right, and get her done. your dad probably farts in the toilet and flushes. lets be honest. If your friend has a mother that needs to be done, contact us at yourmom.com to speak to one of our booty specialists.

We also specialize in the concept of the booty shotgun. Eat taco bell, swallow a grenade, and bend over at the enemy and trust me. he will be a memory. Get a friend to do the same, and you got a double barrel.