We're Back!

The Warriors of Crundale (WoC) along with The Official Martin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Fan Club (TOMPFC) would like to take the opportunity to acknowledge a lapse in the quality of the ass shavings being handed out. A weak player known as Big Ted has ridden the coattails of the organization for far too long. The organization has unanimously decided to remove this catastrophic disappointment from the roster with the hopes that cutting ties will restore credibility lost during the player's tenure. We hope this decision returns the Warriors of Crundale to its former glory. Our mission from this day forward is to continue to be the most feared and hated RUSE team, from the United States, to Queerbec to Franch. We have learned from our mistakes and assure that such a lapse in judgment will never occur again as it is our duty and responsibility to hand the community the quickest and most devastating beatings possible. We would like to thank our fans, followers and random nobos for staying loyal throughout this ordeal.