Well, once upon a time... I met him on garry's mod.

Originally posted by Zéro:

Well, once upon a time... I met him on garry's mod.

Shit really? Me too!

he was my homie on dinkleberg's ttt server.

It all happened about 30 years ago in the year 1412. The plague had swept throuoght Europe, and was killing everyone on the block. We no longer believed in a god, but rather, in an animal that had survived the black death, the sloth. We worshipped the sloth, giving sacrifices of lemur meat (little known fact: sloths love lemur meat) in hopes that one such sloth would be able to come as a human and help us. That man was SlammedSloth. He singlehandedly defeated black death in 1888 by setting fire to London. It was the greatest accomplishment that had ever happened in the history of man-slothkind. Now how could he and I have survived all these years? Well, SlammedSloth is a sloth and he can sleep for many hours at a time. However, he took a 201614000000 hour nap and woke up in the year 2008. Now how did I survive to tell the story of how I met SlammedSloth? I am 1/16 flying spaghetti monster, making me immortal as well. (actually, i know him irl.)

He was one of my girls back in the day (im a pimp) his work was fantastic always bringing in the big bucks. sometimes i even had him help me out a little bit if you know what i mean. he was the GOAT and will always be in our memory RIP Slammed Sloth.