Siz is the Wiz!

We are the fans of Sizzlingcalamari, a Canadian TF2 invite soldier and software engineer. He has paved the way for many TF2 soldiers while continuing to retain the respect, admiration, and groupie sex among the lan community. If you know of the i45 lan, you may have heard reference to "The dirty Lanchez," a sexual maneuver pioneered by Siz back in his "wild days."

Since his childhood, Siz found success in competitive fps games like quake. He has rivaled the great Fragga and even beat the mighty TLR himself. All hail the kraken. During his teenage years, he was offered a full time position as soldier with The Spacebots. Since then, he has expanded his horizon, developing a network of friends and apprentices. We are the network of Siz.


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