SSausage army

We are a SSausage army, high on weed, now, wat we do in this army:
1numero uno rulo) Use Sausage first 4 rounds (MAG-7).
2cyka rull 2) spamm russian in voice chat.
3respect rul 3) Respect Harambe u kuš.
4naked ssausage ♥♥♥♥) hav skin for sausage
5nogoldnoskin) if ur a silver kuš ♥♥♥ u cant hav a knif skin u duch.
6pewpewpowha) I'll kill u if u dont use P250 u cyka
7purofire) Pyro is numero 1
8gilrs7w7) girls are highly respected
9fkasian) Fk u if ur asian XD (no racisam allowed, we are all just jokeing)

Now zet iz zee normal rules of disem group (yes mostly cs:go rules).

We all bealive in the all mighty God Harambe, we kill every cyka nub who doesnt respect him.

We might have mean jokes BUT EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥ WORD WE SAY IS LITERALY A JOKE so fk u u fat boy, usualy serious people start crying bcs of our jokes so fk u baybe fat boy

Enjoy THE AWESOMENEST IN OUR GROUP

oh and btw, fk u if u complain abot the mistakes I did in this writeing c: