Fight the corruption!

Three hundred or so years ago, our founding fathers created a caravan driven by Steamy Horses that sold video games for the Nes. They called this steam.

We have grown up with steam over the centuries, respecting it's democratic origins, buying it's games.

But something has happened, Steam may have gotten better to the point that it can be anywhere in the world as long as that place has a computer, but the officials have gotten worse.

First they sent us into debt. Then they cheated on the polls, now they delay Poker Night at the Inventory!

We must not let this happen. The Citizens for Legitimate Countdown Timers is an organization that fights corruption, exposing the truth and threatening the money of the corrupt Steam-Lords.

Say no to corruption! SAY NO TO FAKE COUNTDOWN TIMERS!

Btw, Gabe is fat.

Number of lawsuits Valve is facing:

11