PISS FOR THE PISS GOD

This is where all our brothers meet to discuss regular piss throwing tactics. If YOU, by any chance, are not in the order and want to join us, I have to warn you, you need to listen carefully.
To be a piss master you must first master the 3 holy weapons given to us by the first Piss Master that ever lived. He is the one that perfected our fine art and fully utilised our arsenal to it's maximum potential and taught his first pupils his ways so that they could pass it on to us. The three holy weapons are:
-The Sydney Sleeper
-The Jarate ( The holy meta juice )
-The Bushwacka

Now I must warn you. You will need to work excessively to master the three holy artifacts and you will need to devote your time to mastering these ancient techniques. So about 10 minutes, yeah.

Now if you mastered our weapons and followed the steps correctly, CONGRATIULATIONS BROTHER, you are now a certified piss master. Toghether, with all of us, you're gonna do great things:Killing spies who foolishly think they are superior to our order. You will do this through the technique combination of throwing your piss at the enemy, and then activating the hidden power of the Bushwacka to succesfully crit and kill the bastard. In our order we call this the META.

So brother, welcome to the order. We know you will do great things from now on. Now I shall read you our holy script in which there is an ancient prayer that you also must chant:


Our Piss Father, which art in Piss heaven,
Hallowed Piss be thy Name.
Thy Piss Kingdom come.
Thy will be done in Piss,
As it is in Piss heaven.
Give us this day our daily Piss bread.
And forgive us our Heretics,
As we forgive them that piss against us.
And lead us not into piss temptation,
But deliver us from Vukasin Tuzlancic, the The Piss heretic.
For thine is the kingdom of piss,
The power of piss, and the glory of piss,
For ever and ever.
Amen. (Piss)


"The heretics get pissed on"
- Luka Bogdanović
( Doge master )

"I am His, Blood , Piss and Soul!"
-Alex Mansfield
( Piss Master Green Goblin )

"Your salt shall be purified by our piss"
-Wida
( Wi da )